Funny Birthday Card - Cartoon Humor for Birthdays, Stationery Joke (Buyer Discretion Advised) - Be a Stripper

Visit Our Store to Shop Funny Favorites and Jumbo Cards From the brand, click here to visit our store. Explore our wide selection of birthday designs and card sizes, including 5" x 7" greeting cards, 4" x 5.12" note cards, 8.5" x 11" jumbo cards, and assortments of 10, 20, and 36+ cards.

Each card features a slightly longer cover page than the back for easy opening, with a glossy cover photo and a smooth, flawless writing surface on the inside. Crafted with 30% recycled content, our premium white card stock is made in the USA (or Canada) for more than 40 years, using print-on-demand technology to reduce waste and minimize environmental impact.

Customer Reviews Highlight Our Quality Products Our customers are delighted with our selection, rating our funny birthday cards, group birthday cards, and assorted cartoon cards highly. The old men audience cards for adults have earned an impressive 4.8 out of 5 stars from 1,378 reviews.

Explore Our Bestselling Birthday Card Assortments A Very Funny Birthday (10 cards, 5" x 7" size, $16.97), Big Birthday From Us (1 card, 8.5" x 11" size, $9.98), Birthday Assortment (36 cards, 5" x 7" size, $34.95), and Stiff Joints (1 card, 5" x 7" size, $6.89) are some of our most popular offerings.

Offering Hilarious Greetings for Everyone Whether you're shopping for a wife, husband, or friends, our humorous birthday cards are sure to bring laughter. From the cover message "Fuck this shit. I'll be a stripper" to the inside greeting "Happy Fuckin' Birthday," our cards cater to adults with a bold and unapologetic sense of humor.

Commitment to Sustainability and Quality Keeping jobs in North America, we take pride in our made-in-the-USA (or Canada) products. By using thick, white, glossy cardstock with 30% recycled content, we minimize our environmental impact while delivering high-quality, durable cards.

Personalize Your Birthday Wishes Our regular-sized notecards with 5" x 7" envelopes provide the perfect canvas for you to write your heartfelt birthday wishes. Whether you choose a blank or pre-greeted card, you'll find the ideal way to celebrate your loved ones' special day.

Discover the Perfect Birthday Card for Any Occasion Explore our diverse range of birthday card options, from funny and irreverent to thoughtful and heartwarming. With thousands of designs to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect card to make your loved one's birthday unforgettable.

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