Avanti Stage Chicken Birthday Card

This Avanti Press birthday card design features a humorous interior message that pokes fun at the recipient's advanced age. The front of the card simply states, "You're so old..."

Upon opening the card, the inside verse delves into a series of amusing observations:

"...your social security number is 1! ...you took your driving test on a dinosaur! ...'getting lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot! ...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick! ...your back goes out more than you do! ...even your birthday suit needs ironing! ...you remember when rainbows only came in black and white! ...the candles cost more than the cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

The card, measuring 4.75x6.7 inches, is printed on recycled heavy cardstock and includes 1 card and 1 orange envelope. It boasts several special features, including being made in the USA and printed on FSC certified recycled paper.

The witty and lighthearted message inside the card is sure to elicit laughter and amusement from the recipient, poking fun at the telltale signs of growing older. From the outdated social security number to the comically high-priced birthday candles, the card's contents humorously celebrate the recipient's advancing years in a playful and endearing manner.

This Avanti Press birthday card offers a delightful and entertaining way to wish someone a Happy Birthday, while acknowledging the realities of growing older with a touch of humor and charm. The recycled paper construction and American-made origin further enhance the card's appeal, making it an environmentally conscious and locally-sourced choice for celebrating a special occasion.

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