Colorful Humor Birthday Card for Five Miles

Our 5" x 7" greeting cards offer a wide selection of thousands of birthday designs to choose from. Each card features a glossy cover photo and a smooth, flawless writing surface on the inside. The cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening, providing a thoughtful touch.

Crafted with premium, white cardstock containing 30% recycled content, our cards are proudly made in the USA (or Canada) for over 40 years. By utilizing print-on-demand technology, we're able to reduce waste and minimize environmental impact.

Customers can choose from a variety of card sizes, including 4" x 5.12" note cards, 5" x 7" greeting cards, and 8.5" x 11" jumbo cards. Assortments of 10, 20, and 36+ cards are also available, providing options to suit different needs.

The "Very Funny Birthday" card features an inside greeting that reads, "Who The Fuck Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!" The humorous cover suggests that you burn as many calories during sex as you do running five miles, making it a playful choice for the occasion.

The "Big Birthday From Us" card is a group birthday card, perfect for celebrating with friends and loved ones. The "Birthday Assortment" offers a collection of assorted cartoon designs, catering to a wide audience.

The "Stiff Joints" card, featuring an "Old Men Audience" theme, is a lighthearted choice for the men in your life.

Customers have consistently rated our products highly, with an average of 4.4 out of 5 stars across 875 reviews for the "Very Funny Birthday" card, 4.6 out of 5 stars across 1,141 reviews for the "Big Birthday From Us" card, 4.5 out of 5 stars across 1,499 reviews for the "Birthday Assortment," and 4.8 out of 5 stars across 1,378 reviews for the "Stiff Joints" card.

Prices for the cards range from $6.89 to $34.95, offering versatile options to fit various budgets. Customers can conveniently visit our online store to browse our full collection and make their purchases.

Whether you're looking for a humorous, heartfelt, or thoughtful birthday card, our 5" x 7" greeting cards provide a wide array of choices to make your celebrations memorable.

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