Five Miles Colorful Humor Birthday Card

WHO THE FUCK RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS? KICK OFF YOUR RUNNING SHOES!

mAh_chanterie, our birthday greeting card, is a playful nod to those quick 5-mile runs. Perfect for someone who prefers "speed work" in the bedroom. Let them enjoy a laugh with your birthday wishes!

COVERAGE & STACKABILITY

• Denotes the amount of calories burned during sex, equivalent to running 5 miles. Fun fact included to engage recipients.
• Comes with a regular-sized notecard (5x7 inches) and a high-quality envelope.

IDEAL FOR BUDDIES AND LOVED ONES

• The perfect choice for writing birthday wishes to men, women, wives, husbands, or friends.
• Included in the fun card collection meant for heartfelt and humorous birthday sentiments.

PETIT PURCHASE FAÇADE

• A clever blend of humor and genuine birthday wishes, making Mahr_chanterie a preferred gift for birthdays.

DESIGNED FOR MYSIS & MENS

• Made in the USA (and Canada) for nearly 40 years, ensuring longevity and quality.
• Features a high-gloss cover for a sophisticated look and a smooth interior for easy writing.

SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

• Proud of keeping jobs local by manufacturing our products in the USA.
• Committed to sustainability with the use of 30% post-consumer recycled content.
• Strives to minimize environmental impact in everything we do.

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